4 Famous Things of Jaipur
Besides the usual famous things of jaipur.like Hawa Mahal,Amer Fort,and other things,There are other things for which Jaipur is also known.
They are Saand,Bhaand, Khaand, and Raand.
1) Saand - Stud Bulls - Indian Cow ,mated with the American jersey Bull,to give this unique combination.They are medium height,but stout,and move around like bullies all over the Roads.Their only job is to eat and mate.(We males should learn something from these saands) They are a terror in the vegetable markets.They enter, and the vendors start to hit them with thick sticks,but to no effect.They will just put their nose in his basket and grab whatever he wants.
Whenever he wants to scratch his ears,he just puts the parked scooter's handle in his ears and shakes.with the restult that the scooter falls down.They are a law unto themselves.
2) Bhaand - These are the Enuches.Sixers as they call it or Hijdas.Jaipur ones are very pretty,(handsome i cant say).And some of them very very rich.They used to come in Autos at one time to take money when a Son was born at a house.Nowadays in the posh colonies,they go in their Honda cars(no jokes).
God forbid if u allowed them in yr house.Then the sky is the limit.If u can hold them outside yr door u can bargain well.With inflation their rates have gone up.
A Saleman with a salary of 2000/- landed up paying 2100/- plus a sari on the birth of his son.
A softwear engineer like Keshavbhai can land up paying 11000 to 21000.
A guy like me can end up paying nothing,because the one thing Hijdas are scared of are Dogs,and my tuffy can make anyone shit in their pants with just a bark.
And the amount u land up paying depends on the locality u stay in,the house u live in,or the cars in your driveway.
Last year the yearly conference of the hijdas was held in Jaipur(the venue keeps rotating),and it was all over the papers.They give business tips to each other,how to get more out of parents,and they hold a festival.Shopkeepers look for business from them,as they are good spenders.I dont know if they get Credit cards from banks or not.
They even held a bueaty pagent,and the female(or male), I dont know,was very pretty in the pictures in the papers.
This is one reason,I did not get a son,but chose two daughters instead,to be saved their harrassment.Lol
3)Khaand - Jaipur is famous for its Sweetmeats.Mawa,Jalebis,Ladoos, and with Shops like LMB, and Chawla,and many more.
4) Raand - The Prostitutes - Well we have the cheaper variety here, maybe the 50 or 100 ruppee ones or maybe lower.But i dont know why they are famous.The better ones are in Delhi.
These days pimps from jaipur have got smart.They hire Bombay Prostitutes,and to show them to customers, they have devisied a fool proof safe systyem.the prostitute is made to serve as a waitress at a wedding being held,and mix with the other girls working for the marriage party.The pimp takes the client to the marriage,where he can get free soft drink and snacks and get to see if he likes the girl or not.Safe too bcs the police cant do anything at all.All above board.I read this in the papers.
So the next time any of you come to jaipur,just dont forget to see these 4 famous things of Jaipur and remember me.
Rest Day - They too have one rest day in the year,when a function is held in the old part of the city,where they dance to filmi music on the stage,with a minister or two attending the function.Sweets are distributed among the followers,by the followers.I am curious to attend one,lets see.