4 Famous Things of Jaipur

kamalji
kamalji / 8 yrs ago /
  0

 

4 Famous Things of Jaipur

 

Besides the usual famous things of jaipur.like Hawa Mahal,Amer Fort,and other things,There are other things for which Jaipur is also known.

They are Saand,Bhaand, Khaand, and Raand.

1) Saand - Stud Bulls - Indian Cow ,mated with the American jersey Bull,to give this unique combination.They are medium height,but stout,and move around like bullies all over the Roads.Their only job is to eat and mate.(We males should learn something from these saands) They are a terror in the vegetable markets.They enter, and the vendors start to hit them with thick sticks,but to no effect.They will just put their nose in his basket and grab whatever he wants.

Whenever he wants to scratch his ears,he just puts the parked scooter's handle in his ears and shakes.with the restult that the scooter falls down.They are a law unto themselves.

2) Bhaand - These are the Enuches.Sixers as they call it or Hijdas.Jaipur ones are very pretty,(handsome i cant say).And some of them very very rich.They used to come in Autos at one time to take money when a Son was born at a house.Nowadays in the posh colonies,they go in their Honda cars(no jokes).

God forbid if u allowed them in yr house.Then the sky is the limit.If u can hold them outside yr door u can bargain well.With inflation their rates have gone up.

A Saleman with a salary of 2000/- landed up paying 2100/- plus a sari on the birth of his son.

A softwear engineer like Keshavbhai can land up paying 11000 to 21000.

A guy like me can end up paying nothing,because the one thing Hijdas are scared of are Dogs,and my tuffy can make anyone shit in their pants with just a bark.

And the amount u land up paying depends on the locality u stay in,the house u live in,or the cars in your driveway.

Last year the yearly conference of the hijdas was held in Jaipur(the venue keeps rotating),and it was all over the papers.They give business tips to each other,how to get more out of parents,and they hold a festival.Shopkeepers look for business from them,as they are good spenders.I dont know if they get Credit cards from banks or not.

They even held a bueaty pagent,and the female(or male), I dont know,was very pretty in the pictures in the papers.

This is one reason,I did not get a son,but chose two daughters instead,to be saved their harrassment.Lol

 

3)Khaand - Jaipur is famous for its Sweetmeats.Mawa,Jalebis,Ladoos, and with Shops like LMB, and Chawla,and many more.

4) Raand - The Prostitutes - Well we have the cheaper variety here, maybe the 50 or 100 ruppee ones or maybe lower.But i dont know why they are famous.The better ones are in Delhi.

These days pimps from jaipur have got smart.They hire Bombay Prostitutes,and to show them to customers, they have devisied a fool proof safe systyem.the prostitute is made to serve as a waitress at a wedding being held,and mix with the other girls working for the marriage party.The pimp takes the client to the marriage,where he can get free soft drink and snacks and get to see if he likes the girl or not.Safe too bcs the police cant do anything at all.All above board.I read this in the papers.

So the next time any of you come to jaipur,just dont forget to see these 4 famous things of Jaipur and remember me.

Rest Day - They too have one rest day in the year,when a function is held in the old part of the city,where they dance to filmi music on the stage,with a minister or two attending the function.Sweets are distributed among the followers,by the followers.I am curious to attend one,lets see.





Contest Entries (41)

Aarti Laxmanan
My New Terrace Garden
 While I may not not be good at memorizing name of each flower, I believe that I have always had green fingers and have loved growing a variety of flowers and plants at my house...so when I got a
22 hrs ago
Sheetal
My Balcony....the little unwind retreat.
 Just imagine yourself relaxing on a couch, watching a beautiful lake, clear skies and a lot of greenery around...Doesn''t it sound nice Well, I had a beautiful lake-view already set for me. What
1 day ago
Doon Web
Gift A Tree - Plant A Tree India
 In last few hundred years the human development was rapid, we developed and adopted new ways of living, we built sky scrapers, we manufactured vehicles and electronics appliances and so on. All
1 day ago
PrabuC
Chocolate Vertical Garden !!!!!!!
 This Chocolate Vertical Gardene is an eco friendly adaptive practices at home. We dont have enough space for inhouse gardening So we have decided to adapt this and it looks like " A plant from
1 day ago
Disha Mishra Dubey
My Rainbow Garden
 Hello dear friends. I am Disha, a blogger, freelancer, artist, crafter and I love gardening too. I blog over at Design Decor & Disha. This is my first post here and I would love to share some
1 day ago
kannan
My teeny tiny terrace garden
 The idea of setting up a terrace garden came about one day when me and my dad where trying to figure out a ways to reduce the heat inside our house. Since we recently whitewashed our house we had
1 day ago
AMRITA B.
Bloom and Grow!
 Question” What kind of people give up their own comfortable flat in an apartment block full of friends to move into a rented accommodation Your choices are:A) Crazy PeopleB) Money minded
2 days ago
MAHAVEER
home in garden new generation step
 The flower garden is among the guidelines on how to liven up your property and to give it some "curb appeal" It is utilized by those that decorate properties for sale. The flower garden designs
2 days ago
shanthini
Fibreclay Pots
 Fibreclay Pots - The space of welcoming beloved neighbors, friends, and family.Lightweight and manufactured from a mix of clay and synthetic fiber, the deep zinc finish of these pots sits as a
2 days ago
Sonali
My Balcony Garden
 This is our second balcony in our home. Here we have flowering plants and a Narthangai (Citron/Bitter orange) tree. Below are the images of my balcony garden.I hope you all liked my Garden. Happy
6 days ago
Encourage The Contestants
by commenting on their post

My New Terrace Garden  by Aarti Laxmanan

My New Terrace Garden

Inside Outside Contest! ×