ALTAR BOY'S CONFESSION ...JOKE

sunkan
sunkan / 5 yrs ago /
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 Boy : Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.

Father : Is that you, little Joey Pagano?
Boy : Yes, Father, it is.
Father : And who was the girl you were with?
Boy : I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.
Father : Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now.
Father : Was it Tina Minetti?
Boy : I cannot say.
Father : Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?
Boy : I'll never tell.
Father : Was it Nina Capelli?
Boy : I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.
Father : Was it Cathy Piriano?
Boy : My lips are sealed.
Father : Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?
Boy : Please, Father, I cannot tell you.
The priest sighs in frustration.
Father : You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone.
Boy : I know Father, Please forgive me.
Father : You cannot be an altar boy for 4 months now, leave now &
behave yourself.
Joey Pagano (Boy) walks back out from the church, to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, what’d you get?'

Boy : Four months vacation and five good leads.
Hav a gr8 day.




Regards...                                        
sunkan


LakshmiMukundan / / 5 yrs ago
LakshmiMukundan

sunkan
naughty naughty!! now how did that priest know all that???
lakshmi


binagupta / / 5 yrs ago
binagupta

haha sunkan: good one!!


Gopala / / 5 yrs ago
Gopala

that was superb!


jaijui / / 5 yrs ago
jaijui

sunkan,
lol! very funny indeed ..nice way to extract future names of girl friends !
jaijui


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